NOBODY expects...

Nobody expects Karl & Bernard to get up and exercise...BUT THEY DO!

Nobody expects Karl to study Greek...but he DOES

Nobody expects to be told in a blog that nobody expects something...

How lame!

Okay...the truth is that Karl could not think up a reasonable blog title...so he just pulled something out of thin air, and tried to make it a joke, and did NOT succeed!

Bernard is sleeping, because Bernard is a sane human being

Karl is working, because Karl is not a sane human being.

Tomorrow Karl & Bernard will exercise again. They are becoming expert bikers, and may one day join the Spanish Inquisition [Did Karl say Spanish Inquisition? Bet you didn't expect THAT...but then NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!] In actuality Karl & Bernard will join the Tour de France [you didn't expect that either]

Actually, it's about time for Karl to get off the computer, as anyone who reads this (other of course than Karl or Bernard) might get the impression that Karl is deranged....which he isn't.

He's just schizophrenic

No he isn't

Yessss....we isss, precious

shut up, Bernard!

Goodnight,

The EX-Parrot

And poor Smeagol, preciousssss....

Shut up, Bernard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's pining for the fiords (what's a fiord?!)

Karl is very good about this diet thing. Bernard is not! Completely a failure and a flop, yet he did lose 5 lbs which he fluctuates on and off depending on how good he is. HAHA. And the exercise thing... it will come, it will come.

The EX-Parrot

Goooood NIIIIGHT ddingdingdingding

Karl and Bernard are determined to go beddybye at reasonable hours tonight. They don't sleep enough for talking, talking, talking. Actually, Bernard does get sleep, because Bernard is RUDE and fully capable of tuning Karl out.

Good news.

Karl and Bernard not only exercised today, but are also set to exercise THREE DAYS A WEEK together. They will soon be the best and most in shape cyclists this country has ever known.

And so they go to sleep. And dream of glory with no gut! (ouch...bad bad joke...)

Signed,

the most EX-Parrot

The Early Parrot Gets the Worm

Karl and Bernard were awake at 6:10! Bernard went to bed earlier because he fell asleep on Karl at 1am. Surprisingly Karl is actually up and that is because Bernard is really good about waking up. Last night they were bad and went to Applebees for half-price appetizers. Karl is a bad friend because he made Bernard break the diet. As penance, Bernard and Karl are going biking at 6:30 in the morning! That is... if Karl ever gets dressed.

Yours truly,
The EX-Parrot

Welcome!

Welcome to the blog of The EX-Parrot. This blog is written and directed by Karl and Bernard, the EX-Parrots. The name is the fault of Karl.

Latest news:

Karl and his brother Conrad came to Bernard's house last night. They came to try the newest milkshake in town. According to Bernard's brother, Alkman, it was "Da bomb." According to Karl, however, it was "Da StinkBomb."

Over and out.