Not Dead Yet

The ex-Parrots have FINALLY had another adventure. Granted, it was not a very exciting adventure. It did not require Karl to drive up and down the East Coast twice. In fact, it did not require him to drive up and down even once. Karl is particularly glad for that. It did not require Bernard to be chauffered from NJ to ME and back with Norbert, Hagrid, and Lupin. He was probably glad about that, but he's not saying.

Furthermore, it was not a very long adventure. It might have been a three hour adventure, but Bernard takes Ben Franklin very seriously, (or is a party pooper...but the best construction of events must be constructed), so it was only a two hour adventure.

In said adventure Karl demonstrated lesson premier and Bernard demonstrated cheimaphobia.

In said adventure all your favorite EX-Parrots participated--Steinbeck, Loukan, Jwannhn, Cassius, and Cornelius. Also, the newest EX-Parrot, Reynaldo.

Unfortunately, EX-Parrot volubility has been utterly exhausted. Perhaps in the future the EX-Parrots will have another thrilling adventure similar to their yet unchronicled Little Dorrit party?