The EX-Parrot

The interesting adventures of Karl and Bernard. They were once remarkable birds, Norwegian Blues with beautiful plumage but are now passed on...They are shortly to be replaced by slugs. Until then: Their lives through the eyes of the EX-Parrot.

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Not Dead Yet

The ex-Parrots have FINALLY had another adventure. Granted, it was not a very exciting adventure. It did not require Karl to drive up and down the East Coast twice. In fact, it did not require him to drive up and down even once. Karl is particularly glad for that. It did not require Bernard to be chauffered from NJ to ME and back with Norbert, Hagrid, and Lupin. He was probably glad about that, but he's not saying.

Furthermore, it was not a very long adventure. It might have been a three hour adventure, but Bernard takes Ben Franklin very seriously, (or is a party pooper...but the best construction of events must be constructed), so it was only a two hour adventure.

In said adventure Karl demonstrated lesson premier and Bernard demonstrated cheimaphobia.

In said adventure all your favorite EX-Parrots participated--Steinbeck, Loukan, Jwannhn, Cassius, and Cornelius. Also, the newest EX-Parrot, Reynaldo.

Unfortunately, EX-Parrot volubility has been utterly exhausted. Perhaps in the future the EX-Parrots will have another thrilling adventure similar to their yet unchronicled Little Dorrit party?

7 Comments:

At 9:13 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Who is Ben Franklin and the newest Ex-Parrot?!

 
At 1:14 AM, Blogger Kaitebon said...

Ben Franklin is a founding father of the USA

 
At 8:31 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

duh

 
At 10:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think someone of the ex-parrot variety should introduce Phyllis.

 
At 11:41 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

Whenever you posted this, Julie, I didn't get it... until now. Haha

 
At 9:28 PM, Blogger Carlson Chronicler said...

How did you know it was me? Ahem. I mean, who me?

 
At 9:28 PM, Anonymous The Slug said...

Not all dead, but mostly dead . . .

 

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