The EX-Parrot

The interesting adventures of Karl and Bernard. They were once remarkable birds, Norwegian Blues with beautiful plumage but are now passed on...They are shortly to be replaced by slugs. Until then: Their lives through the eyes of the EX-Parrot.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

NOBODY expects...

Nobody expects Karl & Bernard to get up and exercise...BUT THEY DO!

Nobody expects Karl to study Greek...but he DOES

Nobody expects to be told in a blog that nobody expects something...

How lame!

Okay...the truth is that Karl could not think up a reasonable blog title...so he just pulled something out of thin air, and tried to make it a joke, and did NOT succeed!

Bernard is sleeping, because Bernard is a sane human being

Karl is working, because Karl is not a sane human being.

Tomorrow Karl & Bernard will exercise again. They are becoming expert bikers, and may one day join the Spanish Inquisition [Did Karl say Spanish Inquisition? Bet you didn't expect THAT...but then NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!] In actuality Karl & Bernard will join the Tour de France [you didn't expect that either]

Actually, it's about time for Karl to get off the computer, as anyone who reads this (other of course than Karl or Bernard) might get the impression that Karl is deranged....which he isn't.

He's just schizophrenic

No he isn't

Yessss....we isss, precious

shut up, Bernard!

Goodnight,

The EX-Parrot

And poor Smeagol, preciousssss....

Shut up, Bernard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 Comments:

At 12:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 11:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Karl is derangeed"

...truly profound.

 
At 11:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did anyone notices the weird typo that Bernard made?

He said "Karl is derangeed" (Karl fixed the typo, so as not to insult his friend, but I said he had to stand up for himself)

He insults Karl, and yet cannot spell!

Some people just can't give it up!

 
At 8:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what typo?!

 
At 12:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

it had "derangeed" with two e's

Karl fixed it, though

 

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