UGH

Bad Bernard! The diet just went downhill! He had a milkshake today... And he decided to be GOOD! Besides, his cousin is back and will help eat the brownies and then Bernard will be good.

Anyway, Bernard's version of the early morning tenting experience with Karl:

Bernard was peacefully sleeping until he was awoken by Karl moving around and muttering and sighing and going "oooh" in a very disappointed way. Bernard was determined to ignore Karl but Karl wouldn't stop. Suddenly, Karl decided to grab Bernard's pillow and raise it up in the air (with Bernard's head still on it) and grope for Bernard's cellphone. Karl, being the not-so-intelligently-hi-tech-person that he is, did not know that alarms go off on cellphones even though the cellphone is turned off. Karl suddenly hits Bernard and hisses, "It got turned off!!!" Bernard, in a very cross way, mutters, "That's because I TURNED it off." Then Karl insisted that it was 6:45 already and the cellphone hadn't gone up. Glancing at his watch, Bernard, who knows how to tell time, said, "It's FIVE-forty-five." Karl was very disappointed and attempted to lie back down, but kept muttering and moaning. Bernard knew the only way to pacify the restless, time-ignorant, tent-ignorant Karl was to feed him. Hence the early morning breakfast.

THE END