Ni

This post is titled "ni" because if you were to say "ni" to Karl, he probably would double over laughing, and the pressure this created on his stomach probably would lead to an early death.

Today Karl and Bernard, Karl's mommy, and another relative of Karl's, Steinbeck, went to the mall. Steinbeck had a very silly reason for going to the mall. Steinbeck and Bernard were in a CLOTHING store for the majority of the time. Karl, being the studious one, was in a bookshop. Karl did not look for "An Illustrated History of False Teeth." Karl did buy four notebooks very cheap, and one was for free. Karl also bought three interesting looking books. But Karl did not pay for them, AND Karl did not want them for himself. Karl also saw a FENCING SCHOOL right outside the bookshop. Bernard and Steinbeck mocked Karl for his desire to fence. Hmph!

Anyway, Karl, Bernard, Steinbeck, and Mommy ate at THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY. After dinner they had AMAZING CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With whipped cream as thick as the cream that Lennie and George would have had had they only bought their little place!!

And that, my friends explains entirely WHY it is that Karl would laugh at anyone who said "Ni" to him. See, Karl hasn't had sugar in a long LONG time. It doesn't make him sick, but it makes his hands shake, and it makes him oh so very hyper.

They're coming to take me away, haha! They're coming to take me away! To the funny farm....


Anyway...

Nothing is going on!

-The EX-Parrot